Wednesday, February 7, 2007

50 boyfriends that could be yours

Some solace arrives just in time for Valentine’s Day in the form of a book titled 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, which could also easily function as a list of boyfriends who could be complicating your life right now but are not. I first saw the book mentioned on Dethroner, where the following types of bad example beaus were listed:

  • Star Wars Lover
  • Actor/Musician/Applebee’s Waiter*
  • Lactose Intolerant
  • Better Looking Than You*
  • Not Over His Ex*
  • Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It
  • Friendly Neighborhood Pot Dealer
  • One-Position Peter
  • Worst Kisser Ever*
  • Comedian*

The asterisks represent the ones with which I have personal knowledge. (It’s also helpful to say a word of thanks for the ones with which you’re not familiar.) Any that you’d like to add?

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